City crime down, except for (oh yeah, those!) the killings.

Which are up. But what kind of headline is that? And I swear they changed it, because B and I were so moved by the poetic flow of the original headline, crime down, killings up, or sumpin' like it, that we cut it out and taped it to our fridge (where all stupid things live temporarily). I can't possibly go ALL THE WAY BACK DOWNSTAIRS to make sure I'm correct, so you'll just have to believe me.

And if you don't live in St. Louis, you aren't even reading this, right?